Shogun of Sarcasm

garashirs:

other people buying clothes: i chose this based on my hair color, skin tone, the time of year, the recommendations of 10 different fashion magazines and my horoscope

me buying clothes:

(Source: hexglyphs)

riverdalame:

eddie  : I can smell the pee from here.

richie : That’s probably your breath wafting back into your face.

pennywise : *somewhere deep in the sewer* OHHHH FUK BOI HE GOT U DAMN

Anonymous asked: I'm sorry, but if someone thinks Deadpool would be anything other than 100% caring, loving and respectful to his partner, they obviously don't understand his character past "sarcastic mercenary with cancer" He'd fucking wait hand and foot on his s/o

4ampst:

He’s the total romance hero cliché

trapcard:

shardeva:

flipping-all-the-tables:

I’m going to commit a high school stabbing today. I’m not coming back. Bye, guys, thanks for the fun times.

-Fevery

Please report whenever you see posts like this. She actually went to my old high school in Pickering, ON and stabbed eight people (6 students, two teachers) around 8:30 am this morning.

I’m speechless.

http://globalnews.ca/news/2534517/pickering-high-school-in-lockdown-after-several-students-stabbed/

einsteinrosenbridges:

a moment of silence for all the kids on the hogwarts express who wanted to buy something off the trolley but couldn’t because some 11 year old bought literally everything

(Source: scullytho)